Do you know how hard it is to look cool while carrying a can of paint? A can of paint is heavy. It's ungainly. It bangs into your knees if you don't hold it right. The handle digs into your fingers.

“Jive Talkin’” is based around some appropriated lingo the Bee Gees shouldn’t have been using. There’s a reason you don’t hear it today. The fact that this song topped the Billboard Hot 100 in the ...