An image of a so-called "egg salad machine" — and a man eating a heaping portion of its product — was shared across social media in late 2024, suggesting the genuine existence of the device. One post ...

My egg machine is a squat ovoid in a gleamy mint-green, like something the Jetsons would display proudly in their glassy space house, or like a giggly Pixar character that would be voiced by Jenny ...