Not that anyone is counting. But just how old is Barney, anyway? The purple dinosaur was “born” in Dallas five years ago, to two mothers of toddlers who also happened to be teachers. One year ago this ...

True Barney fans sing along giddily when he appears on television. They reveal themselves in public by saying things like “stuuuuuuuu- pendous!” They have been known to don Barney underwear. So when ...