It’s not something I think about very often — believe it or not, I’m actually a pretty modest fella, and it’s not like I’m Tom freakin’ Messner or anything. But every now and then, and usually ...

Moviegoers who were born after, say, 1970 and/or have seen too many episodes of The Simpsons have most likely absorbed the Planet of the Apes series into their pop-culture lexicon by osmosis, as ...