Playing sports in middle age against college students can be humbling. The other day, I was pllaying basketball against a taller, quicker, and well, younger guy. He accelerated to the basket, and ...

I was at the DMV the other day and I had to walk in front of like 100 people to take care of my car registration. I had a stain on my shorts—a McRib stain to be exact. I felt like everyone in the ...