A bespectacled man stands in the back corner of the dimly lit stage, about five feet from the stripper pole. Nervously tapping the microphone against the white cast holding his right arm in place, ...

The fairies break into lifeless versions of pop songs like “C’mon Marianne” and the title song. I feel terrible for the hundreds of craftspeople who slaved over this dreck. Grade: D. Rated PG. Now ...