Writer’s Note: This review contains minor spoilers for “Spider-Man: No Way Home” and previous Marvel movies. Fans have been waiting nearly two-and-a-half years for it. The trailer erupted with a ...

I do not like spiders. I wish I did, because spiders are objectively excellent. They have eight eyes, for goodness sakes. Let alone that they can make webs come out their bums. (Sub, please check.) ...